1 00:00:19,236 --> 00:00:20,629 Hey, Ponch! Wake up! 2 00:00:20,672 --> 00:00:22,805 - Huh? Why? - What are you doing? 3 00:00:22,848 --> 00:00:24,241 Clocking a sparrow? 4 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:26,765 She's beautiful! 5 00:00:26,809 --> 00:00:30,639 Tall, tanned, legs up to here. 6 00:00:30,682 --> 00:00:33,859 You better keep your eyes on the car in front of you. 7 00:00:33,903 --> 00:00:37,080 She wears these short shorts and little flip-flops.. 8 00:00:37,124 --> 00:00:38,908 ...and she's even got sexy feet! 9 00:00:40,214 --> 00:00:42,955 Feet? How long have you known her? 10 00:00:42,999 --> 00:00:45,045 She just moved into the trailer park. 11 00:00:45,088 --> 00:00:46,350 I haven't met her yet. 12 00:02:10,173 --> 00:02:11,609 Did you see what almost happened to me? 13 00:02:11,653 --> 00:02:13,133 Yeah, well, it was only almost, Ponch. 14 00:02:13,176 --> 00:02:14,743 I'm gonna give that bozo a piece of my mind 15 00:02:14,786 --> 00:02:17,093 and maybe more. 16 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,921 Oh, wh-wh-what's wrong, officer? 17 00:02:18,964 --> 00:02:21,141 I was only going 45 maybe 50. 18 00:02:21,184 --> 00:02:23,186 Okay, it's possible that I was going over a little more. 19 00:02:23,230 --> 00:02:24,666 But it's.. 20 00:02:29,627 --> 00:02:30,846 - No, but I-I can't-- - Hey, mister. 21 00:02:30,889 --> 00:02:31,977 When you're on the freeway-- 22 00:02:32,021 --> 00:02:34,023 Hey, Ponch, uh, the traffic, okay? 23 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:37,766 Can I see your driver's license, please? 24 00:02:37,809 --> 00:02:39,985 But I-I don't understand how that happened. I just.. 25 00:02:42,597 --> 00:02:43,685 Did you lose something? 26 00:02:43,728 --> 00:02:45,556 A few hundred pounds of baby food. 27 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:46,731 Now, are you gonna help or what? 28 00:02:46,775 --> 00:02:48,211 Sure, sure, okay. No problem. 29 00:02:48,255 --> 00:02:49,517 Call Caltrans and tell 'em to get 30 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:51,345 a unit out here to clear this up. 31 00:02:51,388 --> 00:02:52,911 And will you take over here? 32 00:02:52,955 --> 00:02:54,086 We're supposed to be down at Central 33 00:02:54,130 --> 00:02:55,305 waiting for a court call! 34 00:02:55,349 --> 00:02:56,524 Alright. 35 00:02:58,613 --> 00:03:00,180 Okay, when you get reloaded 36 00:03:00,223 --> 00:03:02,094 just make sure that latch is secure, okay? 37 00:03:02,138 --> 00:03:04,575 Yeah, I-I'll sit on it if I have to. 38 00:03:06,229 --> 00:03:07,665 I-I-I'm sorry.. 39 00:03:07,709 --> 00:03:10,842 ...I-I could've sworn I locked her up. 40 00:03:10,886 --> 00:03:13,802 - There you go. - Thank-Thank you. 41 00:03:13,845 --> 00:03:17,588 We're late. Getraer gets nervous when I'm not on time. 42 00:03:17,632 --> 00:03:20,112 Oh, yeah? Well, what's he gonna do? 43 00:03:20,156 --> 00:03:22,202 I mean, you're already on probation. 44 00:03:22,245 --> 00:03:23,377 Oh, yeah? 45 00:03:23,420 --> 00:03:24,421 If he had his way, he'd put 46 00:03:24,465 --> 00:03:25,770 my whole family on probation. 47 00:04:52,683 --> 00:04:54,555 Honey, look! 48 00:04:57,688 --> 00:04:59,299 It gotta be worth at least $40! 49 00:05:02,345 --> 00:05:03,781 'Chippies.' 50 00:05:30,721 --> 00:05:32,593 You folks need any help? 51 00:05:32,636 --> 00:05:34,508 We're fine. We just had a little trouble with a tire. 52 00:05:34,551 --> 00:05:36,727 Well, for your own safety, you shouldn't be on the shoulder 53 00:05:36,771 --> 00:05:38,555 any longer than necessary, okay? 54 00:05:40,035 --> 00:05:41,645 We're leaving now, officer. Thank you. 55 00:05:42,994 --> 00:05:44,692 We're clear. 56 00:06:25,210 --> 00:06:27,430 It's started. Briefing's started. 57 00:06:27,474 --> 00:06:29,998 We're not even going out today. We don't have to go to briefing. 58 00:06:30,041 --> 00:06:32,827 I know, but nervous is nervous, and when he doesn't see me 59 00:06:32,870 --> 00:06:34,611 he starts to think I'm in some kinda trouble. 60 00:06:34,655 --> 00:06:37,788 Yeah, well, that's his overactive imagination, uh.. 61 00:06:37,832 --> 00:06:41,139 I have a feeling he's gonna see you soon enough. 62 00:06:41,183 --> 00:06:44,447 So the records, uh, of, uh, gasoline consumption 63 00:06:44,491 --> 00:06:46,362 and mileage, they haven't been accurate. 64 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:49,496 Therefore, the logs are gonna have to be adjusted. 65 00:06:49,539 --> 00:06:50,975 Now, the following officers will report 66 00:06:51,019 --> 00:06:53,543 to the clerk immediately following briefing. 67 00:06:53,587 --> 00:06:54,588 Patterson. 68 00:06:56,459 --> 00:06:58,243 Yeah. Wilson. 69 00:06:59,375 --> 00:07:02,291 Uh...Sylvian. 70 00:07:03,901 --> 00:07:05,860 Johnson T.J.. 71 00:07:16,261 --> 00:07:18,046 Poncherello! 72 00:07:18,089 --> 00:07:19,439 Get away from the door! 73 00:07:22,180 --> 00:07:23,747 I said, get away! 74 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:29,013 Excuse me. 75 00:07:33,191 --> 00:07:35,629 Sorry, sarge. I couldn't hear you. 76 00:07:35,672 --> 00:07:37,805 We couldn't hear him, right? 77 00:07:37,848 --> 00:07:39,763 Uh, no, actually, we were looking at these files-- 78 00:07:39,807 --> 00:07:40,808 'Baker..' 79 00:07:40,851 --> 00:07:42,984 ...that's aiding and abetting. 80 00:07:43,027 --> 00:07:46,117 I don't wanna see that face. 81 00:07:49,643 --> 00:07:52,167 Hey, uh, Ponch. Come on, now. We're not even on duty. 82 00:07:52,210 --> 00:07:54,561 You're gonna get us in trouble, now check.. 83 00:07:58,303 --> 00:08:00,262 Uh, no. 84 00:08:00,305 --> 00:08:01,829 Oh, give me some room. 85 00:08:01,872 --> 00:08:03,134 'No, Ponch, come on, don't do it. Getraer--' 86 00:08:03,178 --> 00:08:04,179 'Hey, she's my project' 87 00:08:04,222 --> 00:08:05,267 'for the month, remember.' 88 00:08:05,310 --> 00:08:06,834 Oh, how about Ms. Trailer Park? 89 00:08:06,877 --> 00:08:08,052 Legs up to here? Remember, you told me about her? 90 00:08:08,096 --> 00:08:09,924 A bird in the hand, my boy. 91 00:08:09,967 --> 00:08:11,621 A bird in the hand. 92 00:08:13,754 --> 00:08:15,146 Good morning, my lovely! 93 00:08:15,190 --> 00:08:16,191 Not now, Ponch. 94 00:08:16,234 --> 00:08:18,106 The sarge needs these reports. 95 00:08:18,149 --> 00:08:21,196 Saturday night they got a great double bill at the drive-in. 96 00:08:21,239 --> 00:08:22,763 Some of us stopped going to drive-ins 97 00:08:22,806 --> 00:08:24,852 when we graduated from high school. 98 00:08:29,117 --> 00:08:31,293 Accurately you calculate your gas.. 99 00:08:31,336 --> 00:08:34,557 Look, this is a drive-in movie anda picnic, all in one date! 100 00:08:34,601 --> 00:08:36,907 - 'It's really far out!' - Poncherello? 101 00:08:36,951 --> 00:08:39,475 Think it over, I make a terrific potato salad! 102 00:08:40,737 --> 00:08:41,869 Ponch! 103 00:08:43,784 --> 00:08:45,002 Yeah, thanks. 104 00:09:02,019 --> 00:09:03,325 We did good today, babe. 105 00:09:03,368 --> 00:09:04,848 Yeah, let's celebrate. 106 00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:08,765 Let's get back to the campground. 107 00:09:10,724 --> 00:09:12,334 Far out. 108 00:09:13,857 --> 00:09:14,989 Hm? 109 00:09:17,426 --> 00:09:19,471 Today's gotta be our day. 110 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:38,621 'A red Chevrolet... southbound to Vermont.' 111 00:09:41,276 --> 00:09:43,887 '15-7 David, L.A.' 112 00:09:43,931 --> 00:09:46,542 '10-21A, ASAP.' 113 00:09:53,418 --> 00:09:56,508 Hey, come on, let's go, it's almost time. 114 00:09:56,552 --> 00:09:57,858 Yeah, for what? Lunch? 115 00:09:57,901 --> 00:10:00,208 No, "The Troubled World." Come on. 116 00:10:07,258 --> 00:10:09,870 Hey, Ponch! This weekend, you're gonna work Dart? 117 00:10:09,913 --> 00:10:12,568 No, Flyer. I need the extra money. 118 00:10:21,316 --> 00:10:25,015 'And now, the continuing story of the people we know.' 119 00:10:25,059 --> 00:10:27,322 'Neighbors of yours and mine.' 120 00:10:27,365 --> 00:10:29,411 'The people living in..' 121 00:10:29,454 --> 00:10:30,847 '..."The Troubled World."' 122 00:10:30,891 --> 00:10:32,457 Oh, you gotta be kidding me! 123 00:10:32,501 --> 00:10:34,285 You mean to tell me, you watch this stuff? 124 00:10:34,329 --> 00:10:36,461 Shh...Carrie just told Bob that she's leaving 125 00:10:36,505 --> 00:10:38,550 for Brazil with Susan and Jamie. 126 00:10:38,594 --> 00:10:40,770 I'll read it when the book comes out. 127 00:10:40,814 --> 00:10:43,991 'Carrie, don't tell me lies. I don't wanna hear more lies.' 128 00:10:44,034 --> 00:10:45,688 'Prove your love by staying with me.' 129 00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:46,776 'But you know I love you.' 130 00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:48,299 'I left George for you.' 131 00:10:48,343 --> 00:10:50,127 'But not until I left Carla.' 132 00:10:50,171 --> 00:10:53,130 'Carrie, sometimes I doubt your words, doubt our future.' 133 00:10:53,174 --> 00:10:55,698 'Sometimes I'm sure we have nothing together.' 134 00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:58,440 'Bob, don't say that. I can't bear it. I won't hear it.' 135 00:10:58,483 --> 00:11:01,399 'Then prove your love. Stay with me forever.' 136 00:11:01,443 --> 00:11:03,575 'I will, my dear, after we return.' 137 00:11:03,619 --> 00:11:05,665 'No, Carrie, it's if you return.' 138 00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:07,014 'You know me better than that.' 139 00:11:07,057 --> 00:11:08,798 'You know I've never lied to you.' 140 00:11:08,842 --> 00:11:11,322 'Haven't you, Carrie? Haven't you, really?' 141 00:11:11,366 --> 00:11:13,847 'Oh, Carrie, I love you. I need you.' 142 00:11:13,890 --> 00:11:16,240 'I want you here. Now!' 143 00:11:16,284 --> 00:11:19,026 'I can't, sweetheart. We've got a plane to catch.' 144 00:11:19,069 --> 00:11:21,289 'Oh, every time we're close and I feel something good' 145 00:11:21,332 --> 00:11:23,465 'is about to happen, you've gotta..' 146 00:11:27,643 --> 00:11:29,950 You said you didn't want to see my face or hear my voice. 147 00:11:29,993 --> 00:11:31,908 I can't think in there! 148 00:11:31,952 --> 00:11:33,910 Well, it wasn't my voice. 149 00:11:33,954 --> 00:11:35,651 I thought you were gonna keep him in check, Baker. 150 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,435 I thought I could depend on you. 151 00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:39,350 Yeah, well, see, Carrie told Bob-- 152 00:11:39,394 --> 00:11:40,395 That she's going to Brazil with Jamie-- 153 00:11:40,438 --> 00:11:44,138 Please. Jon, please! 154 00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:05,376 Hey, I'm two cases short. 155 00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:07,030 What? 156 00:12:07,074 --> 00:12:08,989 You've gotta be kidding! 157 00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:11,208 You know that baby food was on the way to the lab. 158 00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:13,384 It was contaminated with botulism. 159 00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:16,953 I-I know, I-I probably lost them when I got this. 160 00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:22,306 I gotta make a phone call. 161 00:12:25,135 --> 00:12:27,007 'The four of them were crouched behind their car.' 162 00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:29,792 'It was just me and my bike against four men' 163 00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:31,576 'two 45s and two sawed-offs.' 164 00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:34,188 I pulled my gun, I grabbed my mike and called for backup. 165 00:12:34,231 --> 00:12:36,364 That's when they opened fire. I was hit by a bullet! 166 00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:38,366 Oh, that hurt real bad! I went down! 167 00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:39,759 I got up and I got hit on this side. 168 00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:41,325 Oh, you girls.. 169 00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:50,117 I was speaking very low. 170 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:52,815 Baker, both of you, out. 171 00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:53,816 Uh, we're waiting for a call, sarge-- 172 00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:56,253 Look! Stand by at home. 173 00:12:56,297 --> 00:12:58,821 'I will phone you when the call comes in.' 174 00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:00,301 Oh, good, we'll both be at my place. 175 00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:02,346 Look, I don't care where you are 176 00:13:02,390 --> 00:13:04,348 as long as you're not here. 177 00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:06,394 - Got it? - Right. 178 00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:09,005 Good. Good. 179 00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:13,967 Ponch, hey, why your place? 180 00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:16,404 I want you to see Melinda. 181 00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:17,971 - Melinda? - Yep. 182 00:13:18,014 --> 00:13:20,408 Oh, yeah, the-the one with the sexy feet. 183 00:13:20,451 --> 00:13:22,671 Right, and you'll get a free introductory lesson 184 00:13:22,714 --> 00:13:25,108 to the Poncherello School of Cool. 185 00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:12,503 Hello, Henry. 186 00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:15,855 That's a boy. That's a boy. 187 00:14:17,465 --> 00:14:18,422 See that, uh? 188 00:14:23,732 --> 00:14:25,212 'What do you think I should use?' 189 00:14:25,255 --> 00:14:26,996 'Do I give her my Redford approach' 190 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:29,912 or maybe I'll be more continental, like, uh 191 00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:31,044 Rex Harrison? 192 00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:33,437 I just wanna see her feet. 193 00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:35,526 Well, maybe I'll try my Stallone. 194 00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:37,441 Hey, hey, come here! 195 00:14:37,485 --> 00:14:38,486 Hey! 196 00:14:44,753 --> 00:14:46,233 Hey, Ponch. 197 00:14:46,276 --> 00:14:49,279 Oh, mister, don't open that hood. 198 00:14:49,323 --> 00:14:51,238 'Don't open that hood, whatever you do.' 199 00:14:55,155 --> 00:14:56,765 Don't open that hood! 200 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,782 - LA 15, 7 Mary 3.. - Easy, take some deep breaths. 201 00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:15,349 Deep breaths! 202 00:15:15,392 --> 00:15:16,916 Gulp some oxygen. 203 00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,569 Alright. Fine. 204 00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:21,703 - '7 Mary 3, 10-4.' - 'You're doing fine.' 205 00:15:21,746 --> 00:15:24,532 - 'So take it easy.' - Keep it moving, come on. 206 00:15:24,575 --> 00:15:27,013 - Breathe some air. Go ahead. - Oh, my God, Randy! 207 00:15:27,056 --> 00:15:28,710 - Randy's in the car. - What? 208 00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:30,538 - Randy! Randy's in the car. - Hey, hey! 209 00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:31,931 - 'You gotta do something.' - 'Calm down.' 210 00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:33,236 'Randy's in the car!' 211 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:35,021 - I'll get him. - Calm down. Relax. 212 00:15:35,064 --> 00:15:38,024 Easy, boy. Easy. Easy, boy, come on. 213 00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:41,288 Come on, now. Easy, hey, hey, hey. Come on. Come on. 214 00:15:41,331 --> 00:15:42,680 Come here, okay, come here. 215 00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:44,813 'Come on, let me in there. Come..' 216 00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:47,294 'Oh, no, I slipped on it. Come on, le..' 217 00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:50,123 'He's.. No, come on, easy boy. Easy.' 218 00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:51,994 'Come on, let me in. Let me in. Come on.' 219 00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:53,474 - Randy? - 'Come on, boy' 220 00:15:53,517 --> 00:15:54,997 'Come on, come on. No, no, no.' 221 00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:56,303 'Come here, come here, come here, come on.' 222 00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:57,826 Atta boy, easy, now. Easy. 223 00:15:57,869 --> 00:15:59,523 - Come on, Randy, come on. - 'Okay.' 224 00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:01,177 'Let me in there, come on.' 225 00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:04,398 'Let me in there. Hey, hey. Oh, no, no!' 226 00:16:04,441 --> 00:16:07,009 - Easy, boy, easy. Ow! - 'Come on, boy.' 227 00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:08,358 Come on. No, no, no. 228 00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:09,707 Easy, come on, come on. 229 00:16:09,751 --> 00:16:11,274 'Come on. Don't hurt him.' 230 00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:14,016 - 'Come on, Randy!' - Come on. 231 00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,800 'Be careful with him.' 232 00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:20,544 - 'Don't hurt him.' - 'Come on, get off there.' 233 00:16:20,588 --> 00:16:21,981 'Come on, hold on, I'll get it.' 234 00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:24,809 He'll be alright, relax. 235 00:16:24,853 --> 00:16:26,463 - Okay, I got it now, come on. - 'Easy with it.' 236 00:16:26,507 --> 00:16:28,639 Come on, boy. Come on, come on, come on. Get out! 237 00:16:28,683 --> 00:16:30,076 - Hurry up. Come on, come on! - You got him. 238 00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:31,468 Come on, boy. Here. Come on. 239 00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:32,948 - Hey, boy. - Here, boy. 240 00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:37,344 - Phew! - Oh, baby, you're alright. 241 00:16:37,387 --> 00:16:39,302 Randy, you're okay, come on. 242 00:16:39,346 --> 00:16:41,043 Oh, Randy. 243 00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:43,611 Are you alright now? 244 00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:48,050 'You didn't get burned.' 245 00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:51,097 - 'Boy, I'm so happy.' - Anybody hurt? Everybody okay? 246 00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:53,055 'Yeah, we're fine.' 247 00:16:54,404 --> 00:16:56,058 'Ha ha ha. Come here, boy.' 248 00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:58,060 'I don't believe you, Ponch.' 249 00:16:58,104 --> 00:17:00,932 Getraer is gonna have a field day with you. 250 00:17:03,935 --> 00:17:05,502 'I'm gonna give you a bath.' 251 00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:08,549 'Randy, you're gonna be beautiful for the weekend.' 252 00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:10,464 'Yeah, you and me, kid.' 253 00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:13,075 'It's okay. Come here, Randy.' 254 00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:14,729 'Come on, give me a hug.' 255 00:17:14,772 --> 00:17:16,644 'Atta boy!' 256 00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:07,564 Hey, Francis, I baked you a rhubarb pie! 257 00:18:07,608 --> 00:18:09,523 - Alright! - How's that? 258 00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:15,529 Okay, Dirty Harry, we got you covered. 259 00:18:15,572 --> 00:18:16,791 Bang! Bang! 260 00:18:18,575 --> 00:18:20,229 You got your own John Dillinger, huh? 261 00:18:20,273 --> 00:18:22,057 Yeah, and old Al Capone, too. 262 00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:34,809 Be it ever so humble. 263 00:18:34,852 --> 00:18:37,246 Yeah, well, where is, uh, Ms. Sexy Feet? 264 00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:39,770 She's in that nest over there. 265 00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:43,122 Oh, well, you go on. I'll just, uh, wait here and observe. 266 00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:45,733 Not like this. This has to be done right. 267 00:18:45,776 --> 00:18:47,126 Come on. 268 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,101 Well, I see you've, uh, cleaned this up. 269 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:09,452 Huh? Oh, yeah. Hey, why don't you have a seat over here, Jon? 270 00:19:09,496 --> 00:19:11,541 - No, thanks. - You want a cold drink? 271 00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:13,891 - Yeah, what do you got? - Uh, let me see. 272 00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:18,635 I got a little apple juice and a piece of watermelon 273 00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:20,202 left over from the fourth. 274 00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:22,204 - July 4th? - Uh-huh. 275 00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:23,858 - Yeah, well, this is almost-- - Yeah, I know. 276 00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:25,207 It's a little dried out. 277 00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:26,817 I'll pass. 278 00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:34,173 You know, I could do it like in the movies. 279 00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:37,872 I could walk over and, uh, borrow a cup of sugar or flour. 280 00:19:37,915 --> 00:19:39,743 Yeah, if you could find a cup. 281 00:19:39,787 --> 00:19:42,181 Are you kidding? I know where everything is in here. 282 00:19:44,052 --> 00:19:47,882 Uh, lucky it was that pole and not my leg. 283 00:19:47,925 --> 00:19:49,492 Now, what do you think? 284 00:19:49,536 --> 00:19:52,669 Alright, sugar or flour? 285 00:19:52,713 --> 00:19:56,934 Well, what happened to the, uh, Poncherello School Of Cool? 286 00:19:56,978 --> 00:19:59,633 Well, I'm always open for suggestions, Jon. 287 00:19:59,676 --> 00:20:01,635 Just go up to her and say, "Hey, my name is Frank 288 00:20:01,678 --> 00:20:03,158 and, uh, I'd like to get to know you." 289 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,029 And take it from there. Just be honest. 290 00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:06,683 - You're right. - Yeah. 291 00:20:06,727 --> 00:20:07,989 You're absolutely right. 292 00:20:09,643 --> 00:20:12,123 I'm gonna let her discover me. 293 00:20:26,399 --> 00:20:28,618 Ah-ha...I'll put these on 294 00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:31,404 and go outside and polish my bike. 295 00:20:31,447 --> 00:20:34,276 Chicks can't resist a nice, shiny bike.. 296 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,278 ...and me in these shorts. 297 00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:41,588 Oh...there she is! 298 00:20:44,721 --> 00:20:46,157 'Oh!' 299 00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:49,335 Yeah. 300 00:20:51,989 --> 00:20:53,643 I can't see her feet. 301 00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:01,912 Got it. Dalecki's Baby Food. 302 00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:05,829 One of my officers? Loose load cite? 303 00:21:05,873 --> 00:21:08,832 Not so far, but we'll check right into it. 304 00:21:08,876 --> 00:21:10,312 Yes, sir, we'll start an immediate search 305 00:21:10,356 --> 00:21:11,879 for the two boxes. 306 00:21:11,922 --> 00:21:13,315 Right. 307 00:21:17,014 --> 00:21:18,581 '15-5 Mary LA.' 308 00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:22,281 '11-82, southbound Harbor Freeway at Exposition.' 309 00:21:28,025 --> 00:21:29,897 '15-7, Mary LA.' 310 00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:34,205 '11-79, northbound, Hollywood Freeway to Vermont.' 311 00:21:36,991 --> 00:21:38,819 Attention, all units. 312 00:21:38,862 --> 00:21:41,038 'We are requesting all area agencies' 313 00:21:41,082 --> 00:21:43,519 'to assist in the search for two boxes' 314 00:21:43,563 --> 00:21:45,739 'of contaminated baby food.' 315 00:21:45,782 --> 00:21:48,132 'The boxes were lost on the Golden State' 316 00:21:48,176 --> 00:21:49,743 'southbound, near Ninth.' 317 00:21:49,786 --> 00:21:52,398 'The food is contaminated with botulism.' 318 00:21:52,441 --> 00:21:54,095 'Repeat, botulism.' 319 00:21:54,138 --> 00:21:55,575 I can't find the blue one, but which one 320 00:21:55,618 --> 00:21:57,228 of these shirts goes best with these shorts? 321 00:21:57,272 --> 00:21:59,622 Oh, come on, Ponch, you're not going to a fashion show. 322 00:21:59,666 --> 00:22:01,145 You're going to meet a girl. 323 00:22:01,189 --> 00:22:03,626 Yeah, maybe I don't need a shirt. 324 00:22:03,670 --> 00:22:05,585 No, but then again, I do look good in purple. 325 00:22:06,673 --> 00:22:08,196 Are you sure? 326 00:22:08,239 --> 00:22:10,154 No cites for a loose load on the Golden State? 327 00:22:12,853 --> 00:22:13,984 Thanks. 328 00:22:22,428 --> 00:22:24,343 Ah, of course! 329 00:22:25,431 --> 00:22:27,215 Baker and Poncherello. 330 00:22:27,258 --> 00:22:28,869 They came in this morning. 331 00:22:28,912 --> 00:22:30,610 They didn't respond to their dispatches 332 00:22:30,653 --> 00:22:32,481 because they're not on their bikes 333 00:22:32,525 --> 00:22:34,875 they're at Poncherello's. 334 00:22:34,918 --> 00:22:36,833 Does anybody have Poncherello's phone number? 335 00:22:41,969 --> 00:22:43,318 Yeah. 336 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:15,785 I should never let him go home. 337 00:23:15,829 --> 00:23:17,483 I shouldn't have.. 338 00:23:17,526 --> 00:23:19,006 I'm too nice a guy. 339 00:23:19,049 --> 00:23:21,400 That's it. I'm just too nice a guy. 340 00:23:33,324 --> 00:23:35,239 'You go to the drive-in very often?' 341 00:23:35,283 --> 00:23:36,893 'I don't have to. I can watch it right from here.' 342 00:23:36,937 --> 00:23:38,504 Saves me a fortune. 343 00:23:38,547 --> 00:23:39,635 You know, how do you know what's going on? 344 00:23:39,679 --> 00:23:40,941 You can't even hear it. 345 00:23:40,984 --> 00:23:42,333 Well, during the winter, you kinda 346 00:23:42,377 --> 00:23:44,379 have to figure it out, read lips. 347 00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:46,773 But during the summer, all the car windows are open. 348 00:23:46,816 --> 00:23:48,775 - It's like stereo. - Yeah. 349 00:23:52,039 --> 00:23:53,823 Hey, how do I get my nickel back outta here? 350 00:23:54,737 --> 00:23:56,870 Come on, son of a.. 351 00:24:00,308 --> 00:24:01,527 Oh! 352 00:24:02,919 --> 00:24:04,355 Mr. Nice Guy. 353 00:24:04,399 --> 00:24:06,009 I'm gonna have my name 354 00:24:06,053 --> 00:24:09,230 legally changed to Mr. Nice Guy. 355 00:24:09,273 --> 00:24:12,451 Boy, never again! Never again! 356 00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:14,409 - Hey, sarge-- - Just later, Barkley. Later. 357 00:24:18,021 --> 00:24:21,590 'This is your noon news update, Larry McCormick reporting.' 358 00:24:21,634 --> 00:24:23,679 'Earlier today, on the Golden State freeway' 359 00:24:23,723 --> 00:24:26,943 two boxes of deadly baby food were lost. 360 00:24:26,987 --> 00:24:29,729 And this baby food is contaminated with botulism. 361 00:24:29,772 --> 00:24:31,687 The boxes are marked, "Dalecki's." 362 00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:52,447 Why do I do that? I mean just.. 363 00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:54,057 I'm too nice a guy. 364 00:25:03,371 --> 00:25:04,633 I don't believe it! 365 00:25:15,165 --> 00:25:17,124 Hey! 366 00:25:17,167 --> 00:25:18,734 'Hey!' 367 00:25:18,778 --> 00:25:20,431 Yeah, you! 368 00:25:23,391 --> 00:25:25,088 What do you think you're doing? 369 00:25:26,873 --> 00:25:29,136 You were doing 68! 370 00:25:32,705 --> 00:25:35,969 You know, I could give you a citation for that! 371 00:25:36,012 --> 00:25:37,753 'That's thirteen miles over the speed limit!' 372 00:25:39,146 --> 00:25:41,322 Thirteen miles! Do you know that? 373 00:25:42,758 --> 00:25:45,326 'Yeah, alright. Just keep it under 55!' 374 00:25:46,980 --> 00:25:50,853 And consider yourself warned and advised! 375 00:25:53,769 --> 00:25:55,379 Boy! 376 00:25:55,423 --> 00:25:57,381 Why am I such a nice guy? 377 00:26:06,782 --> 00:26:08,567 Now you stay by the window and watch. 378 00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:10,612 Every move is a picture. Now, go on, by the window. 379 00:26:14,964 --> 00:26:17,401 - 'Is she still out there?' - 'Uh-oh!' 380 00:26:18,838 --> 00:26:21,449 What, "Uh-oh"? Is she with another guy? 381 00:26:21,492 --> 00:26:23,059 'Oh-oh.' 382 00:26:23,103 --> 00:26:24,408 'What's he doing here?' 383 00:26:24,452 --> 00:26:26,367 I don't know. Maybe he heard about Melinda. 384 00:26:29,196 --> 00:26:31,067 If he's here, it means we're in some kind of trouble. 385 00:26:31,111 --> 00:26:33,461 - But what did we do? - We? 386 00:26:35,768 --> 00:26:37,813 Okay, who's been on the phone? 387 00:26:37,857 --> 00:26:39,423 Hi! 388 00:26:39,467 --> 00:26:41,861 What happened? Did you guys have a fight? 389 00:26:41,904 --> 00:26:44,864 Ever hear of the earthquake of '71? 390 00:26:44,907 --> 00:26:46,213 Look, who's been on the phone? 391 00:26:46,256 --> 00:26:48,824 You're supposed to be reachable by phone! 392 00:26:48,868 --> 00:26:50,521 You know, you're supposed to be on court call. 393 00:26:50,565 --> 00:26:52,523 Hey, we're here all the time, sarge. 394 00:26:52,567 --> 00:26:55,135 Yeah, well, then why has the phone been busy? 395 00:26:59,443 --> 00:27:01,184 Let me see here. 396 00:27:05,667 --> 00:27:07,190 Now, move your feet. 397 00:27:17,113 --> 00:27:19,072 No wonder nobody's called me all week. 398 00:27:20,987 --> 00:27:24,033 You know, Poncherello.. 399 00:27:24,077 --> 00:27:27,341 ...I could put another Form 2 in your jacket. 400 00:27:27,384 --> 00:27:29,473 Hey, sarge, uh, what brings you out here? 401 00:27:29,517 --> 00:27:31,519 Baby food. 402 00:27:31,562 --> 00:27:32,999 Huh? Not here. 403 00:27:34,522 --> 00:27:36,655 Did you guys cite a baby food truck this morning? 404 00:27:36,698 --> 00:27:38,352 - Yeah, we did. - Yeah, it was a loose load. 405 00:27:38,395 --> 00:27:39,701 In fact, we almost got killed. 406 00:27:39,745 --> 00:27:41,094 Yeah, well, that loose load contained 407 00:27:41,137 --> 00:27:43,313 contaminated baby food, botulism. 408 00:27:43,357 --> 00:27:45,185 'There are two boxes of it missing.' 409 00:27:45,228 --> 00:27:46,534 'Now it's either out on the road somewhere' 410 00:27:46,577 --> 00:27:47,709 'or somebody picked it up.' 411 00:27:47,753 --> 00:27:49,668 Do you remember anybody or...anything? 412 00:27:51,757 --> 00:27:53,976 I was seeing double from my steeplechase ride. 413 00:27:54,020 --> 00:27:56,065 Look, guys, think. It's important. 414 00:27:56,109 --> 00:27:57,327 That stuff's poison. 415 00:27:59,068 --> 00:28:02,506 Well, I wrote the cite, but, uh, Fritz called Caltrans 416 00:28:02,550 --> 00:28:03,856 and then he stayed around to clean things up. 417 00:28:03,899 --> 00:28:05,814 So maybe he remembers. 418 00:28:08,208 --> 00:28:09,470 Alright, I'll call Fritz. 419 00:28:09,513 --> 00:28:10,993 You two guys get back to Central. 420 00:28:11,037 --> 00:28:12,691 But you sent us home, remember? 421 00:28:12,734 --> 00:28:15,694 Yeah, but I want you where I can reach you. 422 00:28:31,884 --> 00:28:35,148 - Henry getting hungry? - Oh, yes. 423 00:28:35,191 --> 00:28:37,063 How's it going, Henry? 424 00:28:37,106 --> 00:28:39,761 Oh, that's a boy. It's okay, Henry. 425 00:28:39,805 --> 00:28:42,024 Hang on, Henry. We're almost at the campgrounds. 426 00:28:47,464 --> 00:28:48,901 You all set, Pon.. 427 00:28:57,126 --> 00:28:58,127 Hi. 428 00:28:59,781 --> 00:29:02,305 - Hi. - It's kinda hot. 429 00:29:02,349 --> 00:29:03,480 I thought you might like some. 430 00:29:05,134 --> 00:29:06,570 Oh! 431 00:29:08,921 --> 00:29:10,009 Thank you. 432 00:29:17,451 --> 00:29:19,148 You live here? 433 00:29:20,106 --> 00:29:22,412 Yeah. 434 00:29:22,456 --> 00:29:25,154 No, not really, uh, but my partner does. 435 00:29:25,198 --> 00:29:27,766 I kinda hang around here a lot. 436 00:29:27,809 --> 00:29:30,551 It's nice to know your neighbors.. 437 00:29:30,594 --> 00:29:32,814 '...especially when they're police officers.' 438 00:29:37,123 --> 00:29:38,820 Yeah, I think so. 439 00:29:43,869 --> 00:29:45,784 Well.. 440 00:29:45,827 --> 00:29:47,481 ...I gotta run. 441 00:29:47,524 --> 00:29:49,788 'You can return the glass any time.' 442 00:29:52,138 --> 00:29:54,227 Sure....thank you. 443 00:30:02,365 --> 00:30:03,410 Ooh! 444 00:30:19,469 --> 00:30:21,384 Hey, old buddy, did you set me up, huh? 445 00:30:23,082 --> 00:30:24,213 Uh, no. 446 00:30:32,743 --> 00:30:34,876 'Here we go again!' 447 00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:37,574 Yeah, let's just stay away from the flying boxes. 448 00:30:37,618 --> 00:30:40,751 Yeah, isn't this where we cited the truck? 449 00:30:40,795 --> 00:30:42,753 Just up ahead, I think. 450 00:30:42,797 --> 00:30:44,799 Let's take a look around, okay? 451 00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:47,062 What about your buddy Getraer? 452 00:30:47,106 --> 00:30:49,369 He won't miss me for another five more minutes. 453 00:30:49,412 --> 00:30:51,110 'This is important.' 454 00:30:51,153 --> 00:30:52,589 I'll check the divider! 455 00:31:32,281 --> 00:31:35,154 - See anything? - Uh-uh, you? 456 00:31:36,677 --> 00:31:38,374 The boxes could have jumped the divider. 457 00:31:38,418 --> 00:31:39,898 Hm, could be. 458 00:32:20,329 --> 00:32:21,852 Pull it over. 459 00:32:31,123 --> 00:32:34,256 What's the matter with you boys? 460 00:32:34,300 --> 00:32:35,910 Do you want to get yourselves killed? 461 00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:37,999 May I see your driver's license, please, ma'am? 462 00:32:38,043 --> 00:32:40,567 I was so afraid seeing you. 463 00:32:40,610 --> 00:32:44,353 'You boys ought to learn to study those poster signs!' 464 00:32:44,397 --> 00:32:46,790 Ma'am, uh, you were using an off-ramp 465 00:32:46,834 --> 00:32:48,488 to get on the freeway. 466 00:32:48,531 --> 00:32:52,231 And no wonder, ha, with those itty-bitty signs. 467 00:32:52,274 --> 00:32:54,885 Now, you talk to your police chief! 468 00:32:54,929 --> 00:32:56,539 Oh, no, no, no, we're not LAPD. 469 00:32:56,583 --> 00:32:58,498 See, we're State Highway Patrol. 470 00:32:58,541 --> 00:32:59,847 Well, better yet. 471 00:32:59,890 --> 00:33:01,675 Then talk to the governor! 472 00:33:01,718 --> 00:33:03,938 Watch out. I'll write this one. 473 00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:05,244 It's all mine. 474 00:33:05,287 --> 00:33:07,681 And you, boys, stop speeding 475 00:33:07,724 --> 00:33:09,857 along on those motor things. 476 00:33:09,900 --> 00:33:12,294 'You'll get hurt.' 477 00:33:12,338 --> 00:33:14,775 Tell that to the governor, will you? 478 00:33:14,818 --> 00:33:17,038 - Hey, give me that. - Ah! 479 00:33:17,082 --> 00:33:19,040 Never mind, Ponch. Uh, excuse me, ma'am. 480 00:33:19,084 --> 00:33:20,955 We'll be with you in a minute, okay? 481 00:33:26,787 --> 00:33:28,397 You can't write her a citation. 482 00:33:28,441 --> 00:33:31,270 I could write her three citations for what she did. 483 00:33:31,313 --> 00:33:33,663 We can't write her. Look, She's angry. She's angry with us. 484 00:33:33,707 --> 00:33:35,187 She's angry with the itsy-bit.. 485 00:33:35,230 --> 00:33:36,840 The signs. She's angry with the state. 486 00:33:36,884 --> 00:33:38,581 She won't sign the ticket. She just, uh.. 487 00:33:38,625 --> 00:33:40,888 She won't accept it. 488 00:33:40,931 --> 00:33:43,717 Look, the kid, huh? I can tell. Okay? 489 00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:45,545 So-so I'll hook her up and take her down. 490 00:33:45,588 --> 00:33:47,503 Yeah. Take her down where? What are you gonna do, tow her in? 491 00:33:47,547 --> 00:33:49,592 That's gonna do a lot to beef up your arrest record. 492 00:33:53,379 --> 00:33:55,163 Excuse me, ma'am, uh, until we have time 493 00:33:55,207 --> 00:33:56,904 to do something about those signs 494 00:33:56,947 --> 00:33:59,385 maybe you can just be a little more careful, okay? 495 00:33:59,428 --> 00:34:01,735 'Now, if you could just slide over, uh' 496 00:34:01,778 --> 00:34:04,564 nice Officer Poncherello will help you turn around, okay? 497 00:34:06,131 --> 00:34:07,610 You be careful now! 498 00:34:08,872 --> 00:34:10,265 We don't wanna get hurt! 499 00:34:48,216 --> 00:34:51,350 She gave me a cookie. 500 00:34:51,393 --> 00:34:53,047 But it's for you. 501 00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:55,049 'But we're still gonna have to have DMV retest her.' 502 00:34:57,007 --> 00:34:59,097 Uh, for me. 503 00:35:00,141 --> 00:35:01,447 Mm-hmm.. 504 00:35:16,940 --> 00:35:18,725 Hello, Henry. 505 00:35:18,768 --> 00:35:20,161 That's a boy. 506 00:35:20,205 --> 00:35:22,032 That's a boy! 507 00:35:23,599 --> 00:35:25,384 See, daddy? 508 00:35:25,427 --> 00:35:26,559 Daddy? 509 00:35:26,602 --> 00:35:27,647 Henry. 510 00:35:33,783 --> 00:35:35,045 You know, I wonder if some kids 511 00:35:35,089 --> 00:35:37,526 might have picked up that baby food! 512 00:35:37,570 --> 00:35:40,964 Maybe...but the way those boxes were bouncing out of that truck 513 00:35:41,008 --> 00:35:42,531 they could've gone anywhere. 514 00:35:42,575 --> 00:35:44,185 Oh, no! There's that couple. 515 00:35:44,229 --> 00:35:46,709 Remember that couple yesterday with the flat tire? 516 00:35:46,753 --> 00:35:48,276 Of course! 517 00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:50,322 Scavengers. That's it! 518 00:35:50,365 --> 00:35:52,193 They must have hung around! 519 00:35:52,237 --> 00:35:54,500 I think we're getting senile. 520 00:35:54,543 --> 00:35:56,197 Not me! 521 00:36:22,267 --> 00:36:24,530 Oh, what happened? What did you do now? 522 00:36:24,573 --> 00:36:26,184 We think we know where the baby food is. 523 00:36:26,227 --> 00:36:27,533 - Where? - Gypsy van. 524 00:36:27,576 --> 00:36:29,143 - A school bus. - Hey, slow down, now. 525 00:36:29,187 --> 00:36:31,406 - Scavengers. - What? Slow down, slow down. 526 00:36:31,450 --> 00:36:33,408 Hold it. Now, tell me about it. 527 00:36:33,452 --> 00:36:35,541 After we cited the baby food truck 528 00:36:35,584 --> 00:36:37,934 about half a mile further down, we saw a school bus. 529 00:36:37,978 --> 00:36:39,849 'A converted school bus, a gypsy van' 530 00:36:39,893 --> 00:36:41,199 'loaded down like you can't believe.' 531 00:36:41,242 --> 00:36:42,852 They gotta be freeway scavengers. 532 00:36:42,896 --> 00:36:44,811 Headed south on the Golden State. 533 00:37:01,523 --> 00:37:03,264 Attention, all units. 534 00:37:03,308 --> 00:37:04,918 The contaminated baby food dropped 535 00:37:04,961 --> 00:37:06,615 from the Dalecki truck this morning 536 00:37:06,659 --> 00:37:08,574 was possibly picked up and carried off 537 00:37:08,617 --> 00:37:10,228 in a converted school bus. 538 00:37:10,271 --> 00:37:12,578 The bus is described as pre-1960 539 00:37:12,621 --> 00:37:14,232 'still official yellow color.' 540 00:37:14,275 --> 00:37:16,277 'The lettering has been painted over.' 541 00:37:16,321 --> 00:37:19,411 'When last seen, a canvas tarpaulin tied to its roof.' 542 00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:35,253 It's getting late, they gotta stop 543 00:37:35,296 --> 00:37:36,471 somewhere to camp for the night. 544 00:37:36,515 --> 00:37:37,516 Yeah, there aren't many places 545 00:37:37,559 --> 00:37:39,169 a vehicle like that can stop. 546 00:37:39,213 --> 00:37:41,955 Right, they usually can't afford the regular trailer camps. 547 00:37:41,998 --> 00:37:44,827 You know, they stop up in the Santa Monica Canyons a lot. 548 00:37:44,871 --> 00:37:48,135 Yeah, they use the open areas alongside the road to camp. 549 00:37:48,178 --> 00:37:49,179 Okay, right. 550 00:37:49,223 --> 00:37:51,094 You two take the Topanga Canyon. 551 00:37:51,138 --> 00:37:52,531 I'll send some other units to help you out. 552 00:37:52,574 --> 00:37:54,794 Barkley, take Malibu Canyon, alright? 553 00:37:54,837 --> 00:37:57,362 Hold it. There's an accident this side of the tunnel. 554 00:37:57,405 --> 00:37:59,320 It took over an hour to get one tow truck up. 555 00:37:59,364 --> 00:38:01,801 Another one's hung up there. It's a big mess. 556 00:38:01,844 --> 00:38:03,716 'Motor's the only way through.' 557 00:38:03,759 --> 00:38:06,153 Okay, you go, and you two guys better go, too 558 00:38:06,196 --> 00:38:08,155 since you know what it looks like. 559 00:38:08,198 --> 00:38:09,765 Make sure you hit the side roads, alright? 560 00:38:09,809 --> 00:38:11,289 Okay. 561 00:39:28,496 --> 00:39:31,064 There's a rest area up ahead. I'll take it! 562 00:39:37,113 --> 00:39:39,028 I'll ask over here! 563 00:39:46,601 --> 00:39:48,734 It's a yellow school bus. 564 00:39:52,999 --> 00:39:55,654 Yeah, I heard it on the radio, but I ain't seen no school bus. 565 00:39:55,697 --> 00:39:57,525 Thank you. 566 00:39:57,569 --> 00:39:59,179 You kids, now get rid of this.. 567 00:39:59,222 --> 00:40:01,486 Hey, alright. Get in the back. Stay back, now. 568 00:40:01,529 --> 00:40:03,488 You stay up here. Leave your brother alone. 569 00:40:03,531 --> 00:40:05,751 - Alright, give me that. - Excuse me, sir. 570 00:40:05,794 --> 00:40:07,274 What do you want? 571 00:40:07,317 --> 00:40:09,015 I'm looking for a yellow bus. 572 00:40:09,058 --> 00:40:10,930 Alright, give me that squirt gun! 573 00:40:10,973 --> 00:40:12,714 Look, all I'm looking to do is get outta here. 574 00:40:14,107 --> 00:40:16,022 - Get up in the front. - Thank you. 575 00:40:26,554 --> 00:40:29,644 Yellow school bus, have you seen one? 576 00:40:29,688 --> 00:40:30,732 Thank you. 577 00:40:34,910 --> 00:40:37,391 Are you sure you didn't see a school bus? 578 00:40:43,745 --> 00:40:45,791 Okay, I'll talk to them. 579 00:40:51,797 --> 00:40:53,929 - Nothing! - Me, neither. 580 00:40:53,973 --> 00:40:56,758 Uh, Tapia Park's just over the hill. Let's check that out. 581 00:41:45,328 --> 00:41:47,200 There it is! 582 00:41:47,243 --> 00:41:49,550 - What's wrong? - Uh, that baby food's poisoned. 583 00:41:53,902 --> 00:41:56,992 LA 15, 7 Mary 4. Code 33. 584 00:41:57,036 --> 00:41:59,691 'Attention all units. Code 33.' 585 00:41:59,734 --> 00:42:03,172 All frequencies clear. Go ahead, 7 Mary 4. 586 00:42:03,216 --> 00:42:04,347 We found the baby food. 587 00:42:04,391 --> 00:42:06,567 It has been eaten by an infant. 588 00:42:06,611 --> 00:42:09,004 We're in Tapia Park on Malibu Canyon Road. 589 00:42:09,048 --> 00:42:10,658 We'll need our copter to get the baby out. 590 00:42:10,702 --> 00:42:12,704 The canyon is all jammed up. 591 00:42:12,747 --> 00:42:14,053 Negative, 7 Mary 4. 592 00:42:14,096 --> 00:42:15,968 The CHP helicopter is halfway 593 00:42:16,011 --> 00:42:17,709 to Palm Springs on a blood run. 594 00:42:17,752 --> 00:42:20,146 The sheriff flies a chopper out to Malibu. Let's get it! 595 00:42:20,189 --> 00:42:22,496 10-23, 7 Mary 4. 596 00:42:24,324 --> 00:42:26,413 This is CHP to Station B. 597 00:42:26,456 --> 00:42:28,371 - How's it going? - Hang in there. 598 00:42:28,415 --> 00:42:29,895 I'm trying to get a chopper. 599 00:42:29,938 --> 00:42:32,593 7 Mary 4, negative on the sheriff's helicopter. 600 00:42:32,637 --> 00:42:34,987 'It's at Aero Bureau in Long Beach.' 601 00:42:35,030 --> 00:42:37,250 'Its ETA would be 20 minutes.' 602 00:42:37,293 --> 00:42:39,557 7 Mary 3, contact UC paramedics 603 00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:43,386 and, uh, advise victim, eight months old, weighs 20 pounds. 604 00:42:43,430 --> 00:42:46,128 'Ingested approximately three ounces of a tapioca pudding' 605 00:42:46,172 --> 00:42:47,608 'within the last 10 minutes.' 606 00:42:47,652 --> 00:42:49,741 - Respond with instructions. - '10-4.' 607 00:42:49,784 --> 00:42:52,700 My baby. What can we do? 608 00:42:52,744 --> 00:42:54,136 Yeah, they'll tell us. 609 00:42:54,180 --> 00:42:55,268 Hey, you know, he's cute. 610 00:42:55,311 --> 00:42:57,139 - What's his name? - Henry. 611 00:42:57,183 --> 00:42:59,141 Henry, you know, I got an uncle Henry. 612 00:42:59,185 --> 00:43:00,752 Looks just like you. 613 00:43:02,884 --> 00:43:05,757 - 'LA 15. 7 Mary 3.' - 7 Mary 3. 614 00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:08,324 UC Medical says the baby should have its stomach 615 00:43:08,368 --> 00:43:10,283 pumped immediately,imperative. 616 00:43:10,326 --> 00:43:13,155 'Antitoxin must be administered.' 617 00:43:13,199 --> 00:43:14,548 We have to get him to a hospital! 618 00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:16,463 Don't worry. We will. 619 00:43:18,247 --> 00:43:20,336 Uh, send an ambulance to the Malibu end of the canyon. 620 00:43:20,380 --> 00:43:22,774 - We'll meet them there. - '10-4.' 621 00:43:22,817 --> 00:43:24,253 Carry or lead? 622 00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:26,604 Uh, carry. 623 00:43:31,565 --> 00:43:33,828 Come on, Henry. Hey, hey, hey. 624 00:43:33,872 --> 00:43:35,003 You're gonna go with big Jon. 625 00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:11,910 Hang on, Henry. 626 00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:49,251 'Hey, screw you, cop!' 627 00:45:32,642 --> 00:45:34,775 Get over there! 628 00:45:34,819 --> 00:45:38,561 Easy there. Easy, Henry. Come on. Here. We're here now. 629 00:45:38,605 --> 00:45:40,999 Take it easy. Atta boy. 630 00:45:43,915 --> 00:45:45,438 Hey, his name is Henry! 631 00:46:10,811 --> 00:46:12,291 Uh, what about the baby food? 632 00:46:12,334 --> 00:46:15,076 Oh, it's all accounted for. 15-8's got it. 633 00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:17,687 'Well, you put in a good day, fellas.' 634 00:46:17,731 --> 00:46:20,690 'Ah...there is one other thing.' 635 00:46:20,734 --> 00:46:21,996 I hate to bring it up 636 00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:23,911 but you're gonna have to cut down 637 00:46:23,955 --> 00:46:26,435 on the personal calls here at the office. 638 00:46:26,479 --> 00:46:28,829 But we weren't even there to make any calls. 639 00:46:28,873 --> 00:46:31,005 Oh, it's not making them. It's getting them. 640 00:46:31,049 --> 00:46:33,094 This isn't a personal answering service, you know? 641 00:46:34,966 --> 00:46:37,620 You mean, I got a personal call? 642 00:46:37,664 --> 00:46:42,843 Uh...there are three messages here from a Melinda. 643 00:46:42,887 --> 00:46:44,976 See that? I knew it! 644 00:46:45,019 --> 00:46:47,413 'I knew she'd call me when she saw me.' 645 00:46:47,456 --> 00:46:50,590 No, no, no. They're not for Poncherello. 646 00:46:50,633 --> 00:46:51,809 They're for Baker.